
Mike Smith, the lead singer of the 1960s British pop group The Dave Clark Five, has died at the age of 64. They were part of the British invasion along with the Beatles, the Rolling Stones and The Animals.
FTANG! IS YOUR PLACE FOR ASSORTED ODDITIES AND SILLINESS FROM AROUND THE WORLD! FROM CELEBRTIES IN PERIL TO YOUR STANDARD GRADE-A NUTJOB WHACKLOONS… IT'S A STRANGE OLD PLANET AND THESE ARE SOME OF THE PEOPLE, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE, THAT WE ARE SHARING IT WITH! BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!!
Extremely small 'c' celebrity and car-building legend Boyd Coddington, has passed away at 63. Best known for his cable TV reality show "American Hot Rod". He also customized a car based on a 1950s Cadillac that he built for Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top.
A national day of mourning has been proclaimed for Gearheads and Mulletheads everywhere.
Customers will be able to serve up their eggs in a variety of weapon shapes, including a Magnum .45 and an Uzi.
"Whatever the reason, gun-shaped objects seem to be all the rage these days," a company spokesman said.
Made from stainless steel, the wacky kitchenware will be distributed to 40 countries worldwide and will sell in packs of four.
The ad, which shows the animated candy in a white hat, boots, guitar and underwear, attracts customers to M&M's Times Square store.
It is virtually identical to the outfit worn by the Naked Cowboy each day in Times Square where he has become a tourist attraction. The case will be heard in Manhattan federal court.
"My initial response was like, 'Wow that's cool,' " said Burck, whose claim to fame is playing guitar at 45th Street and Broadway, holding the instrument over his briefs to make him appear to be naked. But then he decided a major corporation was cashing in on his ingenuity and hard work.
"All I've got is my underwear. It's the most brilliant thing that's ever been created from a marketing perspective. You can't stop it," said Burck, 37, who filed suit on the advice of lawyers and trademark experts.
Mars is declining to comment on the case - however, the Naked Cowboy's candy-coated chocolate electronic alter ego has disappeared from two video billboards.
FTANG! salutes the bikini-brief-clad cowboy!! You go, Robert! Don't take any shit from those annoying M&Ms! On a side note, Mrs. FTANG! still loves the photo of you and she.
Isn’t it just mind boggling what those sneaky and crafty Germans have come up with? And wait just a cheeseburger-pickin'-moment... didn’t the Allies put an end to all their dastardly scientific experiments 65 years ago?! No? Well, it appears that they’re back at it.
Now Ftang! sure does love a good cheeseburger. Hell, who doesn’t? Well, some of those PeTA whackjobs, Ftang! supposes. They’re probably not too keen on cheeseburgers. Bastiches. Regardless, Ftang! sure does love them cheeseburgers. In fact, Ftang! has even traveled to the American Mecca in the desert of Nevada for some pretty decent cheeseburgers. The Midwest needs an ‘In-n-Out Burger’ something fierce!
Uncanned, it looks remarkably similar to those hot lunch cheeseburgers Ftang! used to get in parochial school. Which is NOT a good thing.