Monday, February 04, 2008

Nazi Scientific Experiment or Dinner Tonight?

This story is already all over the Internet, but Ftang! couldn’t resist posting it as well.

Nothing screams 'EAT ME!' quite like a cheeseburger. In a can. That’s right. A cheeseburger. In. A. Can. (On a side note, there's one thing that will make you scream 'Gott in Himmel', and that's a cheeseburger in a can. Go figure.)


Isn’t it just mind boggling what those sneaky and crafty Germans have come up with? And wait just a cheeseburger-pickin'-moment... didn’t the Allies put an end to all their dastardly scientific experiments 65 years ago?! No? Well, it appears that they’re back at it.


Now Ftang! sure does love a good cheeseburger. Hell, who doesn’t? Well, some of those PeTA whackjobs, Ftang! supposes. They’re probably not too keen on cheeseburgers. Bastiches. Regardless, Ftang! sure does love them cheeseburgers. In fact, Ftang! has even traveled to the American Mecca in the desert of Nevada for some pretty decent cheeseburgers. The Midwest needs an ‘In-n-Out Burger’ something fierce!


Uncanned, it looks remarkably similar to those hot lunch cheeseburgers Ftang! used to get in parochial school. Which is NOT a good
thing.


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