Did you know that by using the castoff losers from your American Idol show, you could easily build a viable 2009 version of "The Monkees?!?"
Simply have someone slap together a weak script, schedule it after whatever happens to be the Show Du Jour on Fox in Fall 2009, and have Neil Diamond resell you some of the songs from his music catalog. PRESTO! WHAMMO!! SHALAKAZAM!!! INSTANT TELEVISION CLASSIC!!!!
Here's a potential cast list free of charge from FTANG!
Mix and Match as you see fit.
How about Blake Lewis or Chris Sligh as the New Davy Jones?
Maybe Bo Bice or Sanjaya Malakar as the New Micky Dolenz?
It's going to be a tough pick with either Clay Aiken or John Stevens as the New Peter Tork!
And finally, it can only be Constantine Maroulis or Scott Savol as the New Mike Nesmith! (Someone needs to be the leader of this new group of musical misfits!!)
With a cast like this, you could get AT LEAST six or seven seasons out of the idea! Please email FTANG! at your earliest convenience stating your clear interest in this money-making idea! FTANG! will discuss its consulting fees at a latter time. Let's make this happen, people!! Are you reading this, Mr. Simon Fuller?!
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