The Ramones Live Drinking Game

If you were fortunate enough to see them perform live, consider yourself lucky! If you were fortunate enough to see them perform live as many times as Ftang! and Brother Ftang! did... well... then consider yourselves true punks.

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The "Ramones Live" Drinking Game

Source/From: Den of Geek

Buy a Ramones live album. Any of ‘em will do. Get some beer. Get some friends. Throw that sucker on and follow the instructions. Have fun getting plowed!

Take a sip:
If the CD starts with the music from The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly
Every time Dee Dee/C.J. shouts, "1-2-3-4!"
Every time Joey introduces a song by awkwardly saying its name
Every time Joey mispronounces Dee Dee’s name as "Dee Tay"
Every time Joey inserts extra syllables into a one syllable word ("dog" = "daw-hawgg!")
Every time Joey mentions chicken vindaloo, mental institutions, or surfing
Every time Johnny refuses to play a guitar solo

Chug two mouthfuls:
Every time Dee Dee/C.J. counts off in German
Every time Joey mentions what city/state/country the band is in
Every time Joey is too lazy to sing the complete chorus of "Blitzkrieg Bop"
Every time Joey skips a song’s entire verse in favor of a few "yeahs"
Every time Johnny attempts to play a guitar solo

Chug an entire can:
If C.J. sings two songs in a row
If Dee Dee sings any songs
If you hear Eddie Vedder, Chris Cornell, or any member of Rancid singing
If they don’t play "I Wanna Be Sedated"
Every time you hear Joey attempting to convince the audience the venue was built atop a pet semetary

The ultimate step:

If any of the Ramones start playing or singing a different song than they're supposed to and they have to stop and start the song over, shoot Budweiser directly into your veins with the nearest hypodermic needle.