Doctor Dwarf

Here's yet another open blog message to Joe Sepsey and Scott Misek.

Hey, dudes. Fellow Boyz From the Dwarf... if you're still out there in the world, feel free to drop an email to this blog. Would it kill you to say hello?

I thought you'd at least get a kick out this. We have a lot to catch up on.

Republican Impotent Rage

HAH!

WHITE SANDY BEACH

The Boyz from the Dwarf Return

Another open message to Joe Sepsey and Scott Misek:

Feel free to drop an email or leave a comment here. Long time no talk. FTANG! couldn't let this item pass without alerting the other boyz. ;)

Check it out! A Red Dwarf reunion is running on Easter in the UK. The boyz finally make it home.

FTANG! FRIDAY FUNNY

World's Greatest Impersonation of that doofus Keith Morrison on Dateline.

GOOD LUCK, MR. PRESIDENT!!

FTANG! wishes PRESIDENT Barack Obama all the best! Good luck!

Na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye!!

OUR 8 YEAR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER, FOLKS!!

GOOD-BYE GEORGE. DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM FTANG!

Peter Criss Turns 63

FTANG! Birthday wishes to The Catman, original KISS drummer Peter Criss, who is one step closer to receiving Social Security from the KISS Army. He turns 63 today.

YES WE DID!

"If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer."
- - President Elect Barack Obama

FTANG! is more than pleased to congratulate President Elect Barack Obama on his historical campaign victory last night. FTANG! also extends its heart-felt thanks to Senator John McCain for his service to this great nation. No one can (or should ever have to) experience what he went through, and we cannot ever really thank him. FTANG! is hopeful that he will return to the Senate and assist in ushering in the change everyone voted for.

President Elect Obama... to your family and darling daughters... all the best possible wishes for this upcoming holiday season. FTANG! knows that one wish has already come true.

Yes we can... and YES WE DID!!!